Thursday, February 3, 2011

Other people's girlfriends

Antagonizing other people's girlfriends is great. It pisses the girlfriend off, pisses the guy off, and adds a small bit to the engulfing emptiness that is the soul of a single person. So at any and all opportunities, I choose friends' girlfriends as a target.

The other day, a friend asked me to hold his phone. WHAT A GENIUS. I of course immediately waited until his back was turned and texted his girlfriend "I think we should break up". In my defense, I put a few lines of blank text, and, out of sight unless you scrolled down, put "just kidding this is <my name>". Not my fault if the girl can't maintain basic reading comprehension. Needless to say she freaked out and called him relentlessly, and guess who kept hanging up on her?

He didn't care much for my antics when he caught the backlash later, but as a great man once said, if he can't take a joke, fuck him.

26 comments:

  1. hilarious blog theme -- but if you really want to piss off a bunch of people you should just keep your captcha up ;)

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  2. Heh, someone did that to my boyfriend, texting me and asking for a threesome. I lol'ed, realizing that it was another guy, and yelled at him to give him back his phone. It was mean, but they can't take a joke.

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  3. Bit mean, but I guess thats what this whole blog is about :D Keep it up!

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  4. lol thats pretty funny, kinda mean though =\

    im interested though, followed

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  5. Thought it was great. Following this for more.

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  6. LOL brutal. I did something like this to a friend though. We're not friends anymore. :(

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  7. as funny as that is, thats still messed up haha

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  8. You're a fucked up individual. We should grab a beer sometime.

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  9. you seem like an asshole
    in the best way possible, though :)

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  10. Well, he did ask you to hold his phone. When you give someone that kind of power, you can't really blame anyone but yourself.

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  11. Hahhhaaha. Thanks for the laugh. That's hilarious.

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  12. Well he should fucking take the consequences. He gave u the phone in the first place.

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  13. Damn bro, what level troll are you? You've gotta be at least in the 50s. You remind me of Gustav Courbet, a 19th Century painter. He wrote a book called "The Fine Art of Making Enemies." Quite an interesting fellow.

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  14. LOL sometimes i joke around with my friend and his phone.

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