Thursday, February 3, 2011

Other people's girlfriends

Antagonizing other people's girlfriends is great. It pisses the girlfriend off, pisses the guy off, and adds a small bit to the engulfing emptiness that is the soul of a single person. So at any and all opportunities, I choose friends' girlfriends as a target.

The other day, a friend asked me to hold his phone. WHAT A GENIUS. I of course immediately waited until his back was turned and texted his girlfriend "I think we should break up". In my defense, I put a few lines of blank text, and, out of sight unless you scrolled down, put "just kidding this is <my name>". Not my fault if the girl can't maintain basic reading comprehension. Needless to say she freaked out and called him relentlessly, and guess who kept hanging up on her?

He didn't care much for my antics when he caught the backlash later, but as a great man once said, if he can't take a joke, fuck him.
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25 comments:

  1. tadpoleFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    hilarious blog theme -- but if you really want to piss off a bunch of people you should just keep your captcha up ;)

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  2. tangerine nectarine lemonsFebruary 3, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Heh, someone did that to my boyfriend, texting me and asking for a threesome. I lol'ed, realizing that it was another guy, and yelled at him to give him back his phone. It was mean, but they can't take a joke.

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  3. KitariFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    Bit mean, but I guess thats what this whole blog is about :D Keep it up!

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  4. Andy KhunFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    lol thats pretty funny, kinda mean though =\

    im interested though, followed

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Thought it was great. Following this for more.

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  6. CoilisFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:04 AM

    Lawl that was a good read.

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  7. ruinzFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:05 AM

    Hahaha i love it but its a bit harsh

    How to Hack Life.

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  8. Gw2guidesFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    LOL brutal. I did something like this to a friend though. We're not friends anymore. :(

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 2:56 AM

    as funny as that is, thats still messed up haha

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  10. !sense!February 4, 2011 at 4:03 AM

    i bet she was pissed. lol

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    You're a fucked up individual. We should grab a beer sometime.

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  12. my day in a sentenceFebruary 4, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Way to lose a friend!

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  13. beyondthisallFebruary 4, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    oh shit haha, wow.

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  14. Nik MekeenaFebruary 4, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    haha, very funny

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  15. metalpickleFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    you seem like an asshole
    in the best way possible, though :)

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  16. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    Well, he did ask you to hold his phone. When you give someone that kind of power, you can't really blame anyone but yourself.

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  17. ShariaFebruary 5, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    hahahaha hilarious!

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  18. FunkyTechDudeFebruary 5, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    very nice.

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  19. RondarielFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:21 AM

    Lol you are awesome.

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  20. VenoFebruary 5, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Hahhhaaha. Thanks for the laugh. That's hilarious.

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  21. KisielekFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    Well he should fucking take the consequences. He gave u the phone in the first place.

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  22. AugustineOfRhinoFebruary 5, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Damn bro, what level troll are you? You've gotta be at least in the 50s. You remind me of Gustav Courbet, a 19th Century painter. He wrote a book called "The Fine Art of Making Enemies." Quite an interesting fellow.

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  23. thatredmageFebruary 6, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    LOL sometimes i joke around with my friend and his phone.

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  24. murz90February 6, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    Well, he gave you a power :D

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  25. Spiritus-February 11, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Master troll.

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